A scientific joke:)

Once all the scientists died and & went to heaven they decided to play hide-n-seek.Unfortunately Einstein was the one who has the den,
he was suppose to count till 100 and then start searching. Every one started hiding except NEWTON .Newton Just drew a square of 1 meter and stood inside it right in front of "Einstein "
Einstein counting`.....97,98,99.........100.....
He opened his eyes and found Newton standing just in front of him.Einstein yelled Newton out ..Newton out
Newton denied and claimed that he was not "Newton". All the scientist came and Newton gave them prove that he was not Newton ..........
>HOW???..............................
His Proof:
Newton said:
I am standing in a square of area 1 square meter....
Newton per square meter (N/m2) hence I am "PASCAL" ...as, one Newton per square meter is one PASCAL
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According my birthdate from an email here what my personality is like!!!!
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have positive thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale. You are Smart ,intellegent, and caring personality.

The interveiw went well..but now I kinda feel that this is not what I really want to do!!now I realize why when I told everyone about this position, first they looked at me strangely and then tried to talk about it in a positive way..I guess they know my personality too well!!may be sometimes better than me;)....I don't get it!!!I am soooooooo tired of this state of to be or not to be!!I guess I always hated to be a function in math;)..F(Junior_Engineer)= Junior_Engineer's life!!!...
I am begining to realize that the reason why, I am not getting what I want is that I hounestly don't know what I want!!!if I write it down and outlined it may be it works...so to whom it may concern...I want a chemical engineering job which has process work as well as research work..so I guess this is the objective..:)
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I read a note on project management today, which was amazing!!the steps were interesting:
1)initiation 2)planning 3)executing 4)controlling 5)closure...and then each step had a great deal of info..:)I am very happy to get hold of this we had to use this steps in our plant design course..but never really went over it at first..very interesting:)

Tomorrow is my interview...I am so scared..with the CEO himself!!!can you believe it?I absolutely have no idea what he is going to ask me:(..so just pray for me...the funny thing is that I am going to meet him at the starbucks at U of T!!The first point is that, its in a coffee shop!!!I have never been in such an informal invironment for an interview...and second point is that I have no idea who is going to pay whose coffee!!!
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some times you can really see if something is meant to be or not meant to be...I remember there was a movie about how death has a pattern..mathematically and if you can predict it you can actually bypass it some how..today was one of those days for me!!I am not talking about death..but just the events that I could have bypassed but didn't really wasted my time!!!for example: going to hart house to see if they are offering advance ball room dancing for my brother and I, at 9:30 in the morning!!!

Another interview!!
I got a call for a CEO's executive assistant position!!!can you beilieve it!!;)well may be this time I may get lucky:)may be God is looking down on me this time more than a second;)..it has always been a question mark in my mind..how can God know about everything and all our thoughts?there are 6 billion people on this earth and I am sure there out there too..so I geuss my share would be even less than a second;)..anyways if I get this job, one of my visions will come true...its funny years I always saw myself in a white labcoat..for 6 years before I come to university...and I ended up wearing labcoat most of the time:)in those years..and since last year I kept on seeing my self in a bussiness suit..may be this time it comes true too!!!so pray for me:)
P.S:about God's timing..I am sure God is living in a dimension that time doesn't have the same meaning that we characterize it to be..so fraction of seconds can be different there..due to different domains..:)seems lots of algebra...

Every Time
This is a new Britney Spears song of her getting in the zone album..its finding its way down to the chum music chart..check out the music..the lyrics are not that strong but it the piano and other instruments that are great..here is the lyrics:
"Notice me
Take my hand
Why are we
Strangers when
Our love is strong
Why carry on without me?

Everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, it's haunting me
I guess I need you baby

I make believe
That you are here
It's the only way
I see clear
What have I done
You seem to move on easy

Everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
Everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, it's haunting me
I guess I need you baby

I may have made it rain
Please forgive me
My weakness caused you pain
And this song is my sorry

At night I pray
That soon your face
Will fade away

Everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, it's haunting me
I guess I need you baby"

Saturday night was Ms. Mahnaz Afkhami's talk at U of T. To me it was very interesting the way she described how the women organizations structured in Iran from local to national and then international...the fact that she is an independent lady is a great motivation for alot of women. Its very sad when you work so hard on some thing and then becuase of some unexpected incident all that effort is gone..that was the case for Ms. Afkhami's project..Basically the revolution ruined most of the work she has done and I guess it will take alot of time and effort to re-establish all those wonderful laws and all...family law which are very important, I mean..The fact that the point of her work was to give women economic independence is great..My own grandmother always used to tell my mom, as she told me, that women have to have independence..and economic wise..and that has been my motto for life:)becuase you never know!!!even here in Canada!!
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After all the thinking I am beginning to realize why in Quran, it talks about great heavens and wonderful things that are rewarded to the good people with good deed..Its the MOTIVATION...I actually never thought about it that way..I always thought you should be a good person because you will get the consequence sooner or later in your life and that heaven and hell are both here, I mean they exist in life that we are living..but I finally got it;)